New years can get GAY QUICK!

WELL........ new years is new years is new years! This year it was a tad queer! I took a quick trip up to Scottsdale to hang with my buddy John and his girlfriend and some of her friends for new years. Wasn't quite sure what we were gonna do, maybe Mill Ave....maybe some boring bar! Well 10:30 hits and shit, Natalie and company still havent picked us up! WTG jessie....good friends~ So finally we get picked up and were told were going to some big party bash in downtown Phoenix. Great.....lets go!

Fuck 1130 we get there and the line is around the corner, so we pay the $25 VIP fee, and get in no line. 2 steps into the bar is all it took. This place was CHOCK FULL-O-GUYS! man ive been to some sausage fests, but this takes the fuckin cake! Turns out this bar THE AMSTERDAM is like the primo gay bar in AZ, and it would appear that Jessies roomate knew and didnt tell us. We sure as fuck wouldnt have ended up there had we known.

Well too late, we just paid $25 to hang out in a gaybar, might as well make the most of it. Drink, Dance, Repeat.... only it took 3 drinks before i would even set foot near the dance floor. Now Im not a homophobe and i dont care if yer gay, but man seeing that dance floor just made me turn the other way. Couple drinks later, me and one of the girls that was with us are on the floor dancing. Much better! Night goes on, HAPPY NEW YEAR....wow way too many guys making out in my area, must move! Drink, Dance Repeat! Eventually we leave for an after party, YES a Gay after part if you must know. It was aight, we just hung out and made fun of jesses cum dumpster roomate. TIME TO LEAVE AND SLEEP! wait no, we have to go the hospital cuz jessie falls face first down the stairs and the drama "queens" have to call an ambulance. Prolly a good thing, cuz she really was hurt, but at the time it felt like spilitting hairs!
All in all.....an OK night, that ended up in the hospital! Happy new years my goyum friends!